"Are
You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
I
keep saying that I'm done with reality and game shows...but then Fox always
comes through with something awful enough to make me want to watch it. And THIS
show...I'm going to watch. I want to watch this badly enough that I'm going to
ignore the fact that Jeff Foxworthy is hosting the piece of shit.
Why?
Think about this: If you screw up on "Deal or No Deal", you're still
going to get sympathy from your friends.
"Man,
that sucks." "It's alright, buddy...At least you got some cash out of
the deal." "I would have opened that last case too."
But
THIS show...if you lose, you're hear about it for the rest of your fucking
life. You'll never win an argument with friends or family.
"Look,
that's bullshit. Elvis Presley didn't write his songs."
"Oh
really? I'm sure you would know. Hey, how old was that kid that handed your ass
to you? 10 or 11?"
No
matter what you do, you'll never live down the day that Timmy Alexander knew
the capital of Minnesota and you didn't. (St. Paul)