Cut-to-the-Chase Movie Spoilers with Expletives

 

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The Sixth Sense - Oh fuck! I'm dead.

 

Signs - Water fucks up our shit. We're stupid aliens.

 

Unbreakable - I'm the muthafuckin' villain! MMM MMMMM, bitch!

 

The Village - Goddammit, it's the fuckin' 20th century. Quit sending the blind bitch to get shit.

 

The Ring - Hey, come watch this shit so I don't fucking die.

 

Soylent Green - Dave tastes like ass.

 

Major League, The Longest Yard, Necessary Roughness, The Replacements, Hoosiers, The Natural, Rudy, Remember the Titans, Bend it Like Beckham, etc - Yay, we're fucking winners.

 

Match Point - My white ass is staying out of prison!

 

Jaws - Do I have something metal between my teeth? Oh fuck. BOOM!

 

Sideways - I'm glad you liked my book. Please fuck me.

 

Saving Private Ryan - We saved Private Ryan. Whoop tee fucking doo.

 

War of the Roses - Fucking chandelier...

 

Rear Window - I fucking TOLD you he killed her. Just because I can't walk doesn't mean I can't see.

 

Presumed Innocent - "Presumed" my ass! I didn't do shit!

 

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Drool...SMOTHER...SMASH! I'm out, bitches.

 

LA Confidential - Wow, you're going to Arizona with Bud...who just punched you in the fucking face earlier because you're a hooker...Hey, have a great life!

 

 

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