Random Shit

 

As a comedian, alot of of friends and acquaintances have asked me my take on the Michael Richards comedy club tirade. Okay, here goes: I think this will hurt his career. Seriously. He might get fired from doing a voice on "Cat Tale", the first acting gig he's had since his failed show in 2000. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

 

Okay, seriously seriously, I think he deserves lots of shit. And I'm not defending him, but put yourself in his shoes. I want you to imagine being onstage...imagine you're trying to do comedy after a, oh, 20-year hiatus and you're getting heckled. Now, imagine that you suck. (he does)

 

Kramer's got enough royalty checks coming in to keep him comfortable until his inevitable appearance on "The Surreal World". Let's talk about the really important issue here: Fuck the heckler.

 

Regardless of your reason, don't heckle. Ever. An audience member can't heckle because he or she is either a) not funny, b) drunk, c)lacking in comedic timing, or d) all of the above. The only good heckler is a talented comic in the back of the room of an open mic or a showcase who makes fun of a comic who's sucking. And he's usually only heckling to keep the audience entertained so they don't walk out because he's terrible. So shut your hole and let the comic do his show. If you don't like, get up and leave, for christ's sake. If a comedian is that bad, it's the club's responsibility to keep people from walking. If enough people leave, maybe they won't hire that lame-ass again.

 

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After further research, it appears the upcoming movie "Eragon" was based on a 544-page book written by a teenager. In other words, it's unoriginal and shitty. Just go watch Harry Potter. Or re-watch the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

 

Yes, I just judged a book by it's cover...and it's wikipedia entry.

 

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The Nintendo Wii uses the Wii Remote, which "may be used as a handheld pointing device and can detect motion and rotation in three dimensions." Yes, we've all seen the commercials. I don't know about anybody else, but I don't play video games to get fucking EXERCISE. If I wanted to play fucking tennis with my arms and break a sweat, I'll go play actual fucking tennis. I play video games because I want to be a criminal and steal cars while I'm completely fucked up on my couch.

 

And that Playstation III commerical with the baby creeps me out.

 

 

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