The Baby Loves Marlboro and Bacardi

My girl mocks the pregnant idiot and her friends

At Ginny's Little Longhorn, you're guaranteed to see something entertaining in a sideshow kind of way. However, I never expected what we all witnessed this past Sunday afternoon.

If you look at the picture above, you'll see a group of douchebags from California directly behind the hot redhead. One of these jagoffs is pregnant...but that didn't stop her from drinking a Bacardi malt liquor product and smoking multiple cigarettes. Unbelievable.

Whether she wanted to be the center of ridicule or not, she was the talk of Ginny's. People were staring...some were laughing...some were really really pissed off. Almost everyone wanted to say something to her. I think we were too dumbfounded that someone would care so little about their "miracle" to shamelessly smoke and drink to guarantee either health problems or waterheadedness.

I have a habit of wanting to be the one that does or say something that everyone is thinking but doesn't necessarily want to be the first to do so. I figured I'd do the honors, but I needed motivation. I soon got it.

The fuckers had their own cooler as you can see in the picture...full of beer and wine. I saw the shitbag in the blue shirt (pictured) open his beer and throw it near the trashcan. That was it for me. I decided to get the shit storm started. So I acted very angry.

I walked up to them and said, "Get the fuck out of here before you get kicked out. You brought your own beer to a bar? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

I hear the regulars at Ginnys start gathering behind me. Mr. Blue shirt said, "Hey, we're not from here. We thought it was BYOB."

Me: "Where are you from that you can bring beer to a fucking bar?"

The girl with no tits and no ass (pictured, unfortunately) pipes up: "No, there's just wine and drinks for her in there." She opens the cooler and pulls out a bag of wine...as in, they bought a box of wine and cut it open to put the bag in the cooler. Wow. If only the prego could have been drinking out of the bag like it was a grape tit.

Now, others start joining in.

Roger :"That doesn't matter. They serve wine here, too. You're stealing from the bar."

Me: "Why are you fucking with my friends' bar? (points at prego) And DOES THE KID DO BLOW, TOO?" The pregnant chick was speechless.

California Prick ..2, who looks like a reject from "Point Break", steps in and slurs: "Hey, hey...itsh alright..."

Me mocking him: "Ish it alright?"

Prick ..2: "Nah, I bought thish beer." Several members of our crew mockingly oooed. Thanks for spending the $2, asshole.

Me: "Just get the fuck out of here."

I turn and storm off, looking a lot more pissed than I actually was. The exchange continued between the douchebags and the regulars... Big Boy ,Mopar Mike and others threw in their two cents. I went and sat down and watched the show...occasionally yelling something like, "Hey, go to the Poodle Dog! They'll serve you there! You'll fit right in."

All of the sudden, the confrontation seemed like it was calming down...And then it happened. Mopar Mike said he thought it was going to be over and that Roger was being too reasonable. So he says, "No no no...it's not about the cooler. It's about that WHITE TRASH BITCH who's smoking and drinking while she's pregnant."

One of the guys steps forward like he was going to defend what little honor shie had left. One of the girls grabs him and says, "Let's just go." The only smart thing any of them did that day. The dumbest thing you can do is start a fight with a Ginny's regular at the bar...especially if it's Mike.

So they start to walk away and the moment's over...or so I thought. Terri ended it by yelling at them as they left: "BYE, WHITE TRASH! WOOOOOOOOH! LOOK AT ME! I'M KILLING MY BABY!" (takes a drag from her cigarette)

If you're feeling any sympathy for the douchebag gang, keep this in mind: I found out later that evening that they were asked to put the cooler up or leave by Ginny's bar staff, but they just ignored them. So they can all eat a big bowl of dicks.

Look, Ginny's on a Sunday is my church. My friends and I like to drink, smoke, dance and shoot the shit. We're even tolerant of the tourists...even the guys who wear goddamn sandals. I even talked to the dude who was wearing a polo shirt made for girls. If you're going to show up, don't mess with our buzz, and for your own sake, DO NOT FUCK WITH GINNY OR THE BAR.

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