Hey, Do You Like Poker? Well, Republicans Want You To Go Fuck Yourself

 

Conservative religious assholes have tried to ban internet poker here numerous times. By itself, the bill has never passed. It took piggy-backing the bill onto the Safe Port Act, a Homeland Security bill that was sure to pass. It's election year...noone would vote against the Safe Port Act.

 

So, if you like to play poker, you can thank Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (Republican). He hid this bill in the Safe Port Act knowing that it would not pass on its own. What the bill does is make it illegal to transfer money between gambling websites and U.S. banks. So essentially, it takes the financial security and legitimacy out of the picture. Now people like myself will have to go through questionable ways of exchanging money since we can't use banks or secure sites to do it. That's awesome.

 

Oh, and if you think Frist did this because he's against gambling, someone should ask him why he made sure that state-run internet horse gambling is still legal.

 

Smart move on his part. Noone's going to vote against the Safe Port Act in an election year. God, I want to punch Frist in the balls.

 

Frist said, "Although we can't monitor every online gambler or regulate offshore gambling, we can police the financial institutions that disregard our laws. For me as majority leader, the bottom line is simple: Internet gambling is illegal."

 

I could argue that poker is more of a sport than gambling, but let's put that aside. So, you've made it harder to play poker online. Good for you. At least it's still easy for your friends like Mark Foley to pick up underaged boys online, right?

 

A huge chunk of voters in America don't know what habeas corpus is, and support for the Bush Administration has been twisted and watered down to being about how patriotic you are. Conservatives have let a lot of shit go because they'd rather support douchebags than side with "the left". But now? There's a LOT of poker players in this country. I'd like to see if they finally become outraged about the people in charge, or will they continue to roll over and take it.

 

 

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