I
don't really give a shit what celebrities do normally. If you read gossip
magazines and are fascinated that "celebrities are just like us", you
seriously need a deep-dicking.
"They
pump their own gas!" "They eat fast food!" "They're
douchebags reading this magazine in line at the grocery store just like
me!!"
However,
there are a couple of Hollywood jagoffs that you just WISH would fuck up and
show how much of a shit they are...Mel Gibson is one of them.
This
is a man who is building a religious compound in Malibu for an offshoot faction
of Catholicism as well as a similar church in Pennsylvania for his crazy-ass
father (who doubts the Holocaust was real)...which is fine. "Passion of
the Christ"...whatever. I didn't watch it because I prefer titty in my
snuff films.
But
when you deny you're Anti-Semitic and then you have an "episode" like
last week, oh boy. It's like Tom Cruise getting busted for selling prescription
drugs...it's just poetic. "Fucking Jews...the Jews are responsible for all
the wars in the world." That's not a vague statement. There's no
double-meaning there. Gibson just became the Klan's posterboy.
"Now
now...leave Mel alone. He was drunk. We all do dumb things when we're drunk. He
didn't mean to say those things." Correction: He didn't mean to say those
things OUT LOUD.
Alcohol
acts as a truth serum, if you haven't noticed. Between the point of drinking
where you're in control and when you black out, just about everything you say
or do is your unfiltered out-of-control self...who you actually are. Ladies, if
your good male friend comes onto you while drunk, then you need to realize that
he's always wanted to fuck you. If you hear someone like, say, ME, tell a
certain chick at the bar that she was the most annoying person on the planet,
then that's what I think of her.
Blacking
out is different...you see a completely different person. Anything said before
that point is truth, though.
(Side
Note: I've said and done some fucked up shit while wasted. Even when blacked
out, I've never hated an entire religion or race. I've ruined furniture,
appliances and comedy venues, but never become a racist or bigot. Okay, I did
spew out my hatred for hippies occasionally, but I do that when I'm sober.)
So
yes, Mel Gibson does blame the Jews for all wars. And he likes sugar tits.What
you do with that knowledge is up to you.
My
favorite reaction was Rob Schneider saying, "I, Rob Schneider, a 1/2 Jew,
pledge from this day forth to never work with Mel
Gibson-actor-director-producer-and anti-Semite." Hey Rob? I don't think
you'll have to worry about that. I don't believe "Benchwarmers 2" is
on Gibson's To-Do List. Way to take a stand, Deuce.
ADDENDUM: It takes two sides to start a war.
Saying that the Jews are responsible for all wars is like saying women are
responsible for sexual assault. "If they didn't have those damn vaginas,
it wouldn't happen." Ass-hat.