Give Me a Break, Harvard Douchebag

 

Rage Disorder Affects 7.3 Per Cent Of US Adults

 

Rage disorder, or Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED), affects 7.3 percent of US adults at some time during their lifetimes. The disorder comes with moments of unexpected anger in which the person may attack other people, other people's belongings and actually hurt them and damage their property.

The study was funded by the National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH). It found that up to 16 million Americans may experience IED during their lifetimes. Data comes from the National Comorbidity Survey Replication, involving 9,282 adults - a national face-to-face survey.

 

According to Ronald Kessler, Ph.D., Harvard Medical School, and team, people with IED generally start showing symptoms during their early teenage years. Nearly 82 percent of IED sufferers go on to experience depression, anxiety and substance abuse disorders. Unfortunately, only 28.8re ever treated for their anger. Treatment may prevent later depression, anxiety and substance abuse disorders.

 

You can read about this report in the Archives of General Psychiatry , June 2006.

 

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You know what another term for Intermittent Explosive Disorder is? HUMAN NATURE.You combine human nature with your typical bullshit that happens in life...I'd say well over 7.3 percent of people in the US attack a person or their property. Traffic, your typical walking/talking asshole, President Bush's voice...these things make me want to hit something on a daily basis. "People with IED generally start showing symptoms during their early teenage years." That's because they're going through puberty, they're getting picked on by assholes, they're parents don't understand them, and they're ignored by girls who developed earlier than they and the girls are giving older guys handjobs instead of them. Yeah, I can see how one out of 12 might go punch something or someone.

 

You had to test 10,000 people and have a team process data to come up with this? Jesus, "doctor"...can't you assholes work on this cancer shit instead? Maybe focus on that little AIDS thing that still exists regardless of what Republicans think because it's not printed in USA Today? Ooh! How about finding another energy source!

 

"I'm sorry...the National Institute of Mental Health doesn't fund studies for those issues." Well quit wasting our time with you dumbass useless press release. In the future, when you make a discovery, or in this case, make up an imaginary disorder or condition based on normal human tendencies, just keep all your findings within your department. Put all the data in a huge pile on the floor, and then you and your team just stand around and circle jerk each other while you congratulate each other on how you've contributed something meaningful to society. Then, you need to go home and fuck yourself, you walking colostomy bag.

 

Seriously? You acquired a PhD for that? Hell, I went to a little Baptist college that I coasted through and learned absolutely nothing...I drank most of the time I was there, and I retained very little book learnin'. Yet, I can do what you did. I can interview and test several thousand men and find out that many of them are suffering from Chronic Masturbatory Oppression Disorder (CMOD). An individual with CMOD will have the uncontrollable urge to pleasure himself at some point during the course of their day. Our findings will discover that 68 percent of the gentlemen in the study still struggle with this condition even in their adulthood. The other 32 are castrated, impotent or liars. Excuse me while I whip up a press release.

 

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