How The Grinch Stole Christmas (and then gave it back like a pussy)

 

I think it's only fitting that I would get stomach flu during the holidays...I've never been a big fan of Christmas, and this just gives me another reason to do my best Scrooge impression. Yes, I'm drinking lots of liquids, thank you for your concern.

 

A friend of mine asked me if I liked "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and I said, "Yes...until the end." Now, I know you think I mean that as soon as he had a change of heart, I stopped liking him. That's not true. I can understand a change of heart. What I don't buy is that every single person in who-ville isn't upset that their homes got sacked. Really? Not even one of those hairy fuckers is upset?

 

Okay okay...let's say that the little fuckers really have a grasp on what Christmas is all about. Are you telling me that even after accepting that all their stuff was stolen they'd be happy to see the green bastard who stole all their stuff? That's bullshit. One of them would have taken a swing at the Grinch...or at least tried. And then they put him at the place of honor at their table like he did something good? And they handed a criminal a fucking KNIFE to carve the roast beast...you don't give a fucking crook a knife! Whoville ain't going to be around for long. Natural Selection's going to put its foot up their ass at some point.

 

Yes. I must be really bored. Happy holidays.

 

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