I
think it's only fitting that I would get stomach flu during the holidays...I've
never been a big fan of Christmas, and this just gives me another reason to do
my best Scrooge impression. Yes, I'm drinking lots of liquids, thank you for
your concern.
A
friend of mine asked me if I liked "How the Grinch Stole Christmas",
and I said, "Yes...until the end." Now, I know you think I mean that
as soon as he had a change of heart, I stopped liking him. That's not true. I
can understand a change of heart. What I don't buy is that every single person
in who-ville isn't upset that their homes got sacked. Really? Not even one of
those hairy fuckers is upset?
Okay
okay...let's say that the little fuckers really have a grasp on what Christmas
is all about. Are you telling me that even after accepting that all their stuff
was stolen they'd be happy to see the green bastard who stole all their stuff?
That's bullshit. One of them would have taken a swing at the Grinch...or at
least tried. And then they put him at the place of honor at their table like he
did something good? And they handed a criminal a fucking KNIFE to carve the
roast beast...you don't give a fucking crook a knife! Whoville ain't going to
be around for long. Natural Selection's going to put its foot up their ass at
some point.
Yes. I must be really bored. Happy holidays.