"Dead Silence"
That's
not a problem. If I made any noise it would be a groan or a "you got to be
fucking kidding me". So, unless the killer in this movie goes after
someone gut-laughing in the corner, I'm not worried.
This
would be a more believable promo for this shit movie:
"In
a world...where horror films are produced as frequently as a daily bowel
movement (and just as creative)...
"Dummies
are coming! No, not Chucky...but authentic ventriloquist dummies! OOOOOoohh!
The ventriloquist is dead...but the dummies LIVE! Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy!
"It's
scary to adults. Honest. We swear. It'll be good! The guy who did 'Saw' did
this...that was okay, wasn't it? Come on! Buy a ticket! Please?"
Yeah...I
don't think so. You are seriously one step away from "Night of the
Sockpuppets".