I received this e-mail (I probably received it
as a myspace bulletin too, but I quit reading those long ago):
"Did you realize that just after 1 AM Wednesday
morning the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06?"
How exciting. You know what I was doing at
that time? Watching teen porn audition videos on the internet. What a way to
mark such a rare occasion. I can't wait to tell the younger generations when
they ask, "Uncle Cranky, where were you when the clock hit 1:02:03
on April 5th, 2006?"
"I was spanking it, you little prick. Now
go get me a beer."