Updates, Gripes and Random Shit
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01/29/08 Hey, The Most Voted For
Online AinŐt The Best
01/17/08 Cut-to-the-Chase Movie
Spoilers with Expletives
01/14/08
Threatening Me With Being Arrested IsnŐt Effective
2007
04/20/07 I Don't
Care/I DO Care...
04/13/07 Hey
Latino Americans!
03/21/07 DidnŐt
You Come Straight Out of Compton?
03/16/07 Hey Parents! Knock It
Off!
03/12/07 Ventriloquist Dummies are
not Scary
02/21/07 This Town Needs An ®nema
02/17/07 Zen and
the Art of the Sober Drunk
01/30/07 Paris Hilton is more fucked
up than I thought
2006
12/21/06 How The Grinch Stole
Christmas...(and then gave it back like a pussy)
11/27/06 Random
Shit
11/16/06 My Guilty Pleasures
11/09/06 10 People I'd Really
Like To Punch In The Dick
10/16/06 Guide To
Street-Preaching: Ministering to the-Drunkard
10/03/06 Hey, Do You Like Poker?
Well, Republicans Want You To Go Fuck Yourself
09/25/06 What I'd Like To Say And Why
I Don't
08/22/06 Eat My Dick, Mr.
President
08/15/06 Words Are More Effective
When Used Correctly
08/11/06 That's Why It's a Sporting Event, Not a Hugfest
08/09/06 Mel Gibson Meant
Everything He Said
08/07/06 The End of the World is
NearÉStill
07/06/06 Hey Guy, Cover Your Goddamn
Toes
06/29/06 Yeah,
That'll Stop Them
06/23/06 John Fucking Rabon 1,
Officer Flores 0
06/21/06 Fuck, I Need
Funding...
06/20/06
Self-Checkout Counters Are From Satan's Butthole
06/07/06 Wow...That's Pretty Stupid
06/06/06 Give Me
a Break, Harvard Douchebag
05/31/06 I Don't Ever Want To
Play That Sport
05/10/06 Looking For a Car is a Pain
in the Ass
04/26/06 Happy Secretary's, er
Administrative Assistants' Day
04/16/06 Oh God,
he made it back on TV...
04/10/06 The Baby Loves Marlboro and
Bacardi
04/05/06 The
Great Convergence