10 People I'd Really Like To Punch In The Face

There are some people in pop culture that are really annoying, that you wish would just go away. Then there are those people that, when you see their face or hear their voice, make the hair on the back of your neck stand up, make your left eye twitch uncontrollably, make your palms itch, and make you ball up your fist and feel an irrepressible urge to just punch them right square in the face. Here's my personal little list of those people, in no particular order: 10 People I'd Really Like To Punch In The Face

1. "Big" Kenny of Big 'n Rich -- obvious reasons

2. Kenny Chesney -- more obvious reasons

3. P.J. Clapp -- a.k.a. "Johnny Knoxville" -- I don't care where you're from, please don't use my damn hometown as your last name, and then go be a totally talentless dickweed in public. For money.

4. Steven Glover -- a.k.a. "Steve O" -- the raspy-voiced giggler from "Jackass". This guy epitomizes everything that is wrong with anybody under the age of 25. The fact that he's over 30 just makes it even worse, if that's possible.

5. Tyra Banks -- OK, I know she's a girl and all. But since I'm never going to actually sock any of these folks, I figure both genders are fair game. But her overbearing cheesiness, combined with her constant fake "You go girl!" and "Don't go dere!" mantras, just make my stomach queasy.

6. Randy Jackson -- the American Idol guy. I have never watched a single episode of that show, yet he still manages to boil my blood. Nothing is more nails-on-a-chalkboard to me than "pseudo-ghetto". See "Tyra Banks".

7. Jim O'Connor -- he's probably the most annoying dude on the Food Network, and that's saying a lot. Eternally chipper, never funny, IQ of about 85.

8. Matt Leinart -- former USC quarterback, currently with the Arizona Cardinals. Mr. L.A., Mr. Show Biz, Mr. Hot Young Star who got picked tenth in the NFL draft. The look on his face as he kept getting passed over on draft day was priceless.

9. Maurice Clarett -- if he had kept his head on straight, he could have been a top 5 NFL draft pick last year. But, he wanted the rules to change for him, screwed it up, got fat and criminal, and now he's in jail after being pulled over with an empty bottle of liquor and four loaded firearms, wearing a bulletproof vest, within blocks of a person who was about to testify against him in a trial. He was about to have millions of dollars handed to him on a silver platter, while people like me find a couple thousand impossible to come by, and he just threw it all to the wind.

10. Jerry Fallwell -- the very definition of smug self-righteousness. He and anybody who follows him will have their own special little corner of hell, where they have to hang out in gay hip-hop bars for all eternity.

Roger