It's a miracle! It's water! It's....MIRACLE WATER!!

OK, I've got to stop watching so much late night TV.

Miss K and I are watching what appears to be an infomercial. There's a congregation, standing, applauding, halleluja-ing, praise God-in'. There's a slick white preacher in a suit, microphone in hand, taking testimonials like this one, from a large black lady: "My diabetes is gone, my tumors is gone, and I have the blood pressure of a teenage girl. I'm 52. And I received two more blessing just yesterday." Preacher: "Two more??? Hallelujah!" Lady: "That's right. I received $15,000 in the mail, and I just got a new job making $650 a week!" Preacher: "It's a miracle!!" The congregation goes berserk.

What could have produced this miracle?? What convenient TV product could possibly help us achieve such wonderment from above??

It's MIRACLE WATER!!

Yes, Miracle Water! This blessed liquid, sold in bottle or spray, offers not only cures for diseases and general holy blessings, but it gives you money! No bullshit -- a lady actually said, "I got my bottle of Miracle Water, and sure enough, the next day I went to my bank and checked my balance, and I had $8000 that I didn't have before!"

Then they cut to the preacher, Rev. Peter Popoff, and his lovely assistant sitting behind a desk. They are singing the praises of their miracle water and its powers of -- and I'm not kidding -- "supernatural debt cancellation." If you call the 800# scrolling across the bottom, you will receive untold blessings, including your "divine transfer" of money directly into your bank account.

PRAISE GAWD AND MIRACLE WATER!!!!

Roger