10 Off-Limits Country Music Topics.... Please!!

I'll be very happy if I never hear another country song about the following subjects:

1) Kids

2) Grandpas

3) Trucks

4) Fishing

5) Religion

6) Trains (yes, I know that's a traditional country subject, but it's just become gratuitous)

7) Tractors

8) The beach

9) The lake

10) Country music

When is country music going to stop being "feelgood twangy pop"? I don't know, but I wish it'd hurry.

Roger